Customer Service Nightmares

Written by Sir DM:

When I worked at Radioshack years ago, I had an old couple enter in search of a cordless phone, as I recall, and I would be the lucky attendant to receive their business. Partly due to the fact that they were 95% deaf, they stood eerily close to hear my words even as I raised my voice to shouting levels which only enabled their noxious body odor to enter my nostrils with full potency.

I’m quite sure that they intentionally decided not to bathe for the past couple years only to increase my misery as a customer representative. They were wearing cloths, which like themselves, only saw water when it rained.

The husband was balding with hair falling out. Multiple strands lay across his shoulders and back and I believe some of it might have even been fur from a diseased animal of some poor species that ventured too near their dinner plate.

The wife was shorter and had a smile that could kill on site. If her teeth were not black or brown they were simply missing in action with breathe that could knock out a horse.

Dead skin summed up this day terror as both had many ounces of skin that either fell or was trying to fall from their head and face. I distinctly remember dead skin flakes across his nose that would rasp in the wind as the air conditioner hit it.

The distressing thought I had was of their beds. How I’m sure the white sheets had brown indentions indicating their sleep patterns speckled with their dead skin flakes. I myself sleep on my stomach and enjoy the smooth pillow casing against my face, but I could only think of if they slept the same way, the dead skin and hair strewn across their pillows making it quite abrasive. How they must breathe it in while they slumber, dead skin coating their mouths as they snore and lick their lips through the night.

For nearly 20 minutes their incessant quandaries were heard by me until they made their decision and purchased a Radioshack branded phone.

During the check out process the old decaying man handed me cash from his wallet that was sopping wet but warm from his ass sweat from where he was in his truck, air condition-less, for the ride to our store.

They finally left and I started to grasp the realization that I was light headed and sick. Luckily, I hadn’t eaten yet because otherwise, disastrous occurrences might have happened.

Not Today Douchebag, Not Today

Sometimes you just gotta put your foot down. Unless you’re on your back, then put your foot up and keep it there!

Not Today!

Did he bow?

“Did he bow or didn’t he?” the reporter said.

Perspective

Amazing how much clearer things become when you step back and look at the big picture:

Torture of the Iraqi Prisoners…

Got this in an email tonight, truthorfiction.com says it isn’t true, but ironic that Americans with balls (pun intended), agree with it:

…’If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner’s nuts to a car’s battery cables will save just one Texas GI’s life, then I have just three things to say,’ ‘Red is positive, Black is negative, and Make sure his nuts are wet.’

Grand Jury

I hope this is true:

A woman was called in front of a Texas grand jury on manslaughter
charges after she shot a mugger six times in the back as he was running
away with her purse.

She testified that he grabbed her purse and ran.
At that very moment she had
her hand on the gun and it was still in her purse.
He pulled the purse away from her leaving
the revolver still in her hand.

When asked by the grand jury why she shot the man six
times in the back as
he was running away,
she replied under oath:

“Because when I pulled the trigger the 7th time it only
went click”

She was acquitted all charges.

Letter to Congress Pussies

AAAAAAAAARGH! Get out of my wallet, get out of my home, quit trying to inject my children with poison, stop reaching for my guns!

From Me

March 10, 2009

[Congress Pussies addresses inserted here]

[Congress Pussies names inserted here],

S. 22 is nothing more than a huge disguise for massive gun control.
Expanding land controlled by the Nation Park Service, thereby expanding
gun control, is a VIOLATION of your OATH OF OFFICE, to defend the
constitution from all enemies, foreign AND DOMESTIC, which includes: For
the Security of a FREE state, the right to keep and bear arms SHALL NOT BE
INFRINGED!

Compromise language being offered to supposedly protect hunting and sport
shooting is completely insufficient. The Second Amendment is NOT about
hunting and recreational shooting! Limiting gun ownership to hunting and
recreational shooting is INFRINGEMENT of the right to keep and bear arms!

While there may be some parts of this bill that you support for our state
or our district, giving parochial issues priority over my Second Amendment
rights is a VIOLATION of your OATH OF OFFICE.

I urge you, in the strongest possible terms, to vote against this 1,294
page bill, and work to co-sponsor legislation that will allow

Gun Owners of America will rate a vote for this bill as an anti-gun vote,
and will inform me of your position.

Sincerely,

Me

So you still think we live in a free country…

We’re having a baby, most everyone around us knows it, and I hope I keep my sanity through the process. Pregnant, hormonally challenged, irritable wife, no problem, its a part of pregnancy. Bitchy nurses at the OB’s office, yes they’re irritating, but I’m enough of an asshole to take it and dish out more than they can handle. Wife remodeling the house in her 8th month of pregnancy, sure it bugs me, but I can’t stop her from nesting. Here’s what has me angry.

The average vaccination passed out in the United States healthcare system like candy includes:
Aluminum hydroxide
Aluminum phosphate
Ammonium sulfate
Amphotericin B
Pig blood
Horse blood
Sheep blood
Rabbit brain
Dog kidney
Monkey kidney
Chick embryo
Chicken egg
Duck egg
Calf (bovine) serum
Betapropiolactone
Fetal bovine serum
Formaldehyde
Formalin
Gelatin
Glycerol
Human diploid cells (originating from human aborted fetal tissue)
Hydrolized gelatin
Mercury Thimerosol (thimerosal, Merthiolate®)
Monosodium Glutamate (MSG)
Neomycin
Neomycin sulfate
Phenol red indicator
Phenoxyethanol (antifreeze)
Potassium diphosphate
Potassium monophosphate
Polymyxin B
Polysorbate 20
Polysorbate 80
Porcine (pig) pancreatic hydrolysate of casein
Residual MRC5 proteins
Sorbitol
Tri(n)butylphosphate
VERO cells, a continuous line of monkey kidney cells and washed sheep red blood

Indiana still gives the option for a conscientious objector to refuse vaccination. However, the “opt-out” form includes a phrase that would make any parent in their right mind back up and want to throw the clipboard at the nurse that handed it to them. In the middle of the form, it says,

“I know that failure to follow the recommendations about vaccination may endanger the health or life of my child and others that my child might come in contact with.”

Read it again to get the full impact. Inject my child with poison, or sign a form that gives the state a legal door they could drive a bus through to take your kids, by your own admission of endangering their health and those around them.

If any defendant in any court of law has to pay the plaintiff for damages, you’d say they lost the case. Not if the defendant is the US Government or a Vaccine Manufacturer. Since 1984, the US Government and vaccine manufacturers have paid out nearly $2B in damages to parents in America. If any other company or organization had to pay anyone for damages done by their product to any dog or cat, they would be out of business and their executives would be in court trying to stay out of prison. Fry the brains of a couple million kids with a cocktail of antifreeze, formaldehyde, mercury, animal blood & tissues, MSG & 20 other chemicals, and la la la la la, nope, your kid had some other problem that caused it, even though they were normal till 3 hours after they were vaccinated. Then on top of that, pass laws that require parents with a clue to sign a form admitting that they are “endangering the life of their child” by not getting vaccinated.

Lets talk about what we are vaccinating or “immunizing” our children from. First vaccination in the hospital as an infant, is to “immunize” them from Hepatitis B. From the CDC website:

Hepatitis B is a liver disease caused by the hepatitis B virus (HBV). It ranges in severity from a mild illness, lasting a few weeks (acute), to a serious long-term (chronic) illness that can lead to liver disease or liver cancer.

Ok, so there’s a virus out there that causes liver cancer. So the next question is, how is it passed from person to person? Again from the CDC website:

Contact with infectious blood, semen, and other body fluids from having sex with an infected person, sharing contaminated needles to inject drugs, or from an infected mother to her newborn.

The amount of chemical injected into a six pound infant is the equivalent of giving the average adult 30 vaccinations at one time. Study after study have been done showing the damages of mercury alone. Add antifreeze to it along with a dead Hep B culture and all of the sudden its safe enough to be mandatory?

I’ll continue tomorrow.

Yes, I end sentences with prepositions

Get over it. As Winston Churchill stated, “This is nonsense up with which I will not put!”. So there you have it. One of the greatest minds telling it like it is. Effective communication breaks the rules.

Happiness

Happiness is when you get to eat the last of the ice cream out of the bucket…